Vietnam Is The Place To Be.

Goodbye Holes!

I gotta go to Vietnam on the _________.
assassins,I'm not telling you guys the date kayh? Be Patient,Insaflah...


So,yeahh,,I'm not gonna be blogging for awhile...



But,all Holes!


Just Visit Me Everyday.... OK?






JUST DO IT...

Just Listen To The Song,It's Okay...



My Kuah Maggi Just Masuk My Hidung -.-





That's All Hole.

Economy Breakdown.

Hello Geeks,Freaks,Friends,Humans...


I just leave this blog for 24 Hours...Then...

A FUCKING THING HAPPEN,

My blogs visitors last day was 350,
average views per day is 30...
but today i logged in to my blog,the views is still 350.   -.-
My heart inside just died a few minutes before,and I did the mouth to mouth resuscitation to my heart -.-

And now my heart is alive like usual does...
Fuck hard tuition homework too kay?


That's All Hole©

Izit?

Harm & Delight.

By SyedIrfanImdadz

Burgers harm and delight us,but....
i just ate a burger....in the afternoon,bhaai,,who cares..
My weight cares,soo fuck 'him'...
and yeahh,,my camera isn't Nikon nor Canon,it's Sony....
Don't say anything bout the  hand,it's cool..
It harms us by giving weight,cholesterol,obesity,addiction.
It delights us by giving delightful taste,yummy,sedap...

Google

And yeah,,the burger is Spicy Chicken McDeluxe from McDonald's McDelivery,Malaysia..

The weakness of McDelivery is,The taste is not fresh at all...
                                                                                LAYU...





That's All Hole©

Go For It Babes......

That's All Hole©

Bagpipes for Niggas....

Nigga!

dammit taddiih tak pegi band practise bhaai,,sial,takde sesape kejotkan aku bhaai,,

nigga,dalaa hari nii Latihan Fizikal :O

daammit lagi sebab tak datang,sial, -.-

bhaaaiii.....

semangat giler babi semlm,...

ttba hari nih aku tak datang band practise ,sial,,,

kaawaan aku semuaa pegi dohh,,fuck,aku tak pergi,sial,,aku taktauu bhaai,,pesal ...

apapapon,itu sudah lepas,,

May The Death Rest In Peace.......

Bhaaiii..... That's All Hole©

Mixed Up.

Tomorrow ada LATIHAN FIZIKAL bhaai,, :O
Abg Syed A.K.A BAND MAJOR :O sembang dgn cikgu kat fb cakap mau regging JUNIOR bhaaai :O  .
PS..Aku tak stalk,It Appears At My Homepage.. :D
siaall,,esok bangun awaal lagi cuz mau ambek kakak aku kat Bus-Stop bhaai,kakak aku naik bas dari JB pukul 8 mlm tadiih,esok PagiPagiButaa mau bangun bhaai -.-  pasttuuu ada BAND :O
bhaai,,tadddi aku dapat nombor 3 lumba lari untuk rumaah sukaan , *baru nombor 3 sudaa kembang*
siaal,kawan guaa dahlaahh puasa,dia pigi participate dlm 1500m ,sial cipat mau matii diaa nii...ni blog diah http://saifuddinelectronicdevils.blogspot.com/ diaa baru buat blog nii cuz INSPIRED BY ME tauu,,cehhcehh
ohh yeaa,,tadii ada Maths! :O tapii,,that fucking kid http://gotohelloronline.blogspot.com/2011/01/mutha-fucking-rude-ass-chinese-kid.html  cikguu buat bodoo jah kat diaa ,cikgu mungkin lupa atau buat buat lupa ,awkward siaa... O.O

That's All Hole....


Bella being Mr.Bean for awhile there...

Talking To The Moon To Find You..

Do you reside within my mind's recess 
Or do you stand a hand's breadth away? 

Are you a figment of my imagination 
Or a promise held at bay? 

Did we know each other in a prior life 
Or will we find one another here? 

Will you know me if you see me 
Or will you never draw near? 

Where are you, my love? 

Will you wrap your arms around me 
Will you whisper in my ear? 

Will you fill the emptiness within me? 
Will you drive away my fears? 

Will I have to wait another lifetime 
Or one more minute or day? 

Do you seek me as I seek you 
Or are you content to stay away? 

Where are you, my love? 

-Words By Syed Ahmad Irfan

Hujan Tapi Mendung.

Tadii ,tadii tengahari pukul 12.30-2.00 ada latihan ACS MILITARY BAND siaa! xD
Yang Takk besttnya ialaahhh , "Squad!Squad Sedia!" "Squaad!Squad sedia!" tuu kena angkat kaki kiri,dan ituah yg paaaling BASIC :O
tuu bukann part yg takk bestt yang tak best dan menyeksaa ialah abg Syed Fitri cakap "Abg akann cakapp 1 korang angkat kaki kiri macaam biasaah  bilaa abg cakap 2,baruu korang turunkan,OKAY?"
abg Syed Fitri jerit"1..............................................................................................!!!"dia diaamm,,laamaa sial -.-  1 minute kemudian,kaki aku dah Mati Rentung dah,oraangg lain ponnn siaal,,pastuuu 1 minute pastuuhh baruu abang Syed Fitri cakap "DUA!!"

SIAL,LENGUH MACAM SIAL,SIAL.!

Pastuu Hujan! xD
YEAHHAHOO!!

pasttuu macaamm biasAAA "1................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................2!!!!"

AKU CAKAP DALAM HATI "BHAIII,AKU DAH MACAM KELING MABOK BHAII,, -.-



pastu ajarlah abangg tuu langkah kawadkawad basicc yg laiin,harini seksa,takk cukop seksii sialll...

Seludup Masuk ke Afrika.

Minggu lepas aku mintak kawan aku seludup masuk barang bagiih aku,,aku ngan diaa deal,aku edit blog diaah ,then dia bawak barannggg tuuuu

semalam diaa bawaak,,haha,seludup masuk game PC CZ siaa,,,bukaannya DRUGS siaall

...dia letak baraang tuuh dalam buku ,lol,theenn,dia bagii akuhh hehehe,,

daahh pastuu aku dgn selambaa keluarkan darii bag tunjuk kwn aku kat sebelah masa time cikgu BI tgh ajaar siaal,,LEPAKK AJAA..skarang aku dahh download gammee tuuu ,nanti gi skolah aku baggi diaa balikk,,heheh

aku boring siaaa skarangg tuu aku ceritee this shit... 

That's all hole..   

Mutha Fucking Rude Ass Chinese Kid.

Not Racist,It's the truth.
The Title is not about me.
It's about my classmate,a Chinese classmate.


   Maths period is 30 Minutes just now,teacher teached us like biasaaa,ajar pasal LCM dgn HCF siaal,
Tiba2 aku kena pergi depaaan siaal... -.- sebab cikgu suruh buaatt,,aku macam biasaa laaa,LEMBAB siaal.
dahh lepass tuu masa mau sudah abis,cikgu cakap2 sikit then,cikgu mau bagi homeworrkk!! *AKU DIAM SAHAJA*
ramai orang cakapp BOOOOOOO!!!..

Tiba-tiba,
Jengjengjeng
CINA ITU TUNJUK MIDDLE FINGER
*Cikgu angkat pen marker**Cikgu baling kat CINA tuu,,SIAL,dekAAat jee lagiih mau kenaa sial*
Cikgu Cakap "Why are you showing the FUCK symbol!?" And she repeated it like 3 times..Then
"Come here boy!!"
Cina itu pon pergi,,
Cikgu "Why are you showing the symbol?"
CINA ITU DIAM SAJA -.-
Cikgu cakap "Baru form1 january,January 2011 sudah nak tunjuk perangai you mcm nii! belom februari lagi"
Then cikgu cakap dgn nada sedih.. "Takde Homework!!"
*CIKGU BELAH*

Then 2 hours lepas tuu

CINA ITU CAKAP DIA TUNJUK DEKAT KAWAN DIA,PERCAYALAH SANGAT -.-


P.S: Nama cikgu dirahsiakan,Cikgu itu perempuan,Trimas...

Killjoys.

1.Bangun Pagi
2.Mandi
3.Tuition -.-
4.Online :D
5.Buat Homework Seni -.-
6.Makan
7.Siap pergi sekolah
8.Sekolah -.-
9.Sembahyang Zohor
10.Belajar balik -.-
11.Rehat
12.Belajar lagii!! -.-
13.Latihan Sukan
14.Balik rumah
15.Makan
16.TV
17.Online FB
18.Blog
19.TV
20.Sleep

Nothing extraordinary...Today....

Graffiti.

Just Now at School. =_="

Last period.
"YEAHAHOO! IT'S PJ!!! And the rain just stopped!!"
"But the field is still wet like bitched up shit!"
Ketua kelas said "Nevermind my fellow friends!..I will ask Mr.Bhardeep!!"
*Everyone is BLURRED.*
Ketua Kelas "Umm,,Penolong,take care of this class"
Penolong "....."
*Everyone Tuka baju**Telo ____ Besa!!*
Mr.Bhardeep masok kelas "SEMUA DUDUK DALAM KELAS"
I was like "You are motherfucking annoying"
*30 Minutes of Fuckingness*
Mr.Bhardeep "Okay kelas,,mau pergi main bola?"
"maaaaaaaahuuuuuuuu"
Mr.Bhardeep "Main dekat tempat kecik belakang tiang gol boleh?"
"WOOkay sir"
Mr.Bhardeep "Okay,yang tak tukar baju tukar sekarang"
*Semua tiba2 kelam*
Ketua kelas "Line up outsiiiide!!! DEII cepatlahhh"
*Semua main bola,tibatiba. "Ketepi sikit!"Sorang budak f2 cakap.
"Kita ada latihan lumba lari"
I was like "FUCKYOUASSHOLE! PADANG DAHLA KECIK!!!"
semua orang muka blur dan pegi ketepi...
SUDDENLY.



Mr.Bhardeep "Okaay muridmurid lu orang pegi masok sana tepi punya main"
Anonymous"Cikgooo!!! sana ada budak besar main ooww"
Mr.Bhardeep "Pigi saja lah!,nanti diorang pigi timpat lain wo!tapi u guys don't play with the puddles over  there, or else u all mau masok kelas"
*SEMUA MAIN*
Suddenly...
BOLA CANTEKKK JE LANDING ATAS PUDDLE
Cikgu Bhardeep kat tepi sembang...
MARCUS THE FUCKER tetiba Lari with all his fat,AND he kick the 'BALL' hardly,,BUT THE 'BALL he's kicking is actually the puddle CURSE YOU MARCUS,
*THE WATER HITS Mr.Bhardeep " "YEAAAYYYY I like it but I hate it"
Mr.Bhardeep "OKAYYH!!KELAS,,GO BACK TO YOUR CLASSROOM NOW!!!!!!!"
*SEMUA ORANG like FUCK YOU MARCUS*
But me,"Thank you Marcus." SARCASTICLY :D
And I yelled "You're Motherfuckingannoying!!"
*SEMUA MASUK KELAS TUNGGU MASA BALIK*

itu saja suckers....

Photography.

Photography...By using any types of cameras in any surroundings,it is called Photography.

I talked about this shit is cuz,I am very interested in Photography.My father just bought me a DSLR cuz i scored excellent marks on a major exam last year,my dad bought me a SONY-A33.Firstly,I thought this camera is a bitched up Toy Camera..But,after two months,i figured out the ISO,WB and other stuffs.

So,now I'm sastified with the DSLR. : ) that's all suckas! Toodles...

He's ma man....

Fuck Off Height.

Ketinggian ku kritikal dari segi pendek yang sampai aku sendiri kata FUCK OFF HEIGHT.

Ketinggian aku lebih pendek dari juniour darjah 6,5...apatah lagi budak form 1.Sial apa aku nak buat

dengan ketinggian aku yang tak berguna ni! Berguna untuk diejek,dihina,dipandang rendah adalah.

Aku dahlah pantang dengar orang ejek aku,hina aku,So,FUCK OFF BITCHES.

Aku jenis orang yang simpan dendam,lamalama baru aku balas balik.
Pancaragam terpaksa main flute manakala aku nak main alat lain,ini disebabkan oleh ketinggian kritikal.Apapapon,Kita tunggu dan lihat ;) 

Complication of The LIFE.Not that complicated siaaa xD

Aku malas nak speaking ni,,otak aku kena brainwash dengan _____ .apapa pun,,,tak complicated pon hidop budak kecik mcm aku nihh saja habehkan masa bersama komputer.....ceritane camni....()()()))(0 aku tahun lepas dapat 5a upsr,,,aku apply lah banyak haram gila asrama,,KYSM,MRSM,MCKK...Semua buat rayuan,tapi sekarang tunggu MCKK je,,,apapa pon aku ikot nasihat orng tua aku blajar seperti biasaa koko semua aktif,aku masok lah Pancaragam sekolah aku,nama pancaragam skolah aku ni ACS MILITARY BAND,band ni terkenal lah kat Ipoh,uniknya ACS MILITARY BAND ni ialah kerana mrk ade bagpipe dan bagpipe tidak digunaan secara meluas di Malaysia ni dan abg2 band semua baiiiik ,,,sekarang ni aku terbelah dua,,,aku dah syok dgn band niii,,tapi aku nak masok asrama ,,WTF,apapapun,kita biarkan kepada Tuhan....dah lahh aku malas nak merepek panjang lebar mcm _____ ,,,tataaa : )